A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage son. Suddenly the boy bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful! Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful!... CAREFUL! I said CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The mother stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't now how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The son calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play soccer."

No animals/pets

IAW Rule 5.2 CSA is committed to maintaining a safe and fun environment. NO animals/pets (except for sight assist guide dogs) are allowed at CSA practices or games. CSA has had several incidents and near-misses due to irresponsible owners. Please help us keep the kids safe and abide by our request. Coaches are responsible for enforcing this rule with their team. If this rule is violated during a game, the coach will have one opportunity to have the animal removed (at least to the parking area). Failure to comply will cause the referee to terminate the game immediately. The outcome of the game will be decided by the CSA board and it will not be replayed.